Devilhunter_PS wrote:
dbzgengsta wrote:His peniis would become a black hole and suck everything up including himself... Only to find that they have been sucked into the sunny beaches of miami and everyone just thought... "fuck it... lets just all be friends" including the titans, gods and all the grunts and beasts and what not....
What would happen if kratos got raped.......... Badly.......... sideways........ in his ear....... by a titan....... who has Sexually transmited deseise.
what the?anyway,ill make things right for kratos.at the last moment when the titan was going to cam,kratos would use the golden fleece to reverse the load thus,making the whole thing to be erased from time itself(since the whole rape thing would be caught as one attack)then,while the titan would be blinded by his own cam,kratos would use the graple move to rhide one of the fallen sperm cells,and with it he would fly inside the titans mouth.there he would consume a box of viagra and his pingas would become so big that it would penetrate the titans skull,impaling his brain and then come out from the other side.
and thats how titans make children
what would happen if kratos started in a western movie
That's sick and perverted dude. I love it, lol!
If Kratos were in a western he would play in a remake of The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly co-starring Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris (you can guess who's who). Together they would kill everything in the world and then have a showdown amongst themselves for eternal badass bragging rights.
What would happen if Kratos was constipated?
Buffa1o_42 wrote:
Bearded_Warrior wrote:
What would happen if Kratos was constipated?
He would take X-LAX and sit on a toilet for 30 minutes in Rage of the Titans mode to push harder. In the toilet bowl, there will be only chaos. haha.
What would happen if Kratos became an astronaut?
LOL...nice!
He would kick some serious Uranus.
What would happen if Kratos ordered his copy of GOW3 from GameStop and was denied his vengeance at midnight?
